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A DRIFT.

who among us isn't a little adrift?

3/20/09 08:45 am - It's a strange world...

when the Insurance company says it is duty-bound to honor its contracts, and the bankers say the assets will be worth more if we just give them a little time.

I can think of two instances where an insurance company decided it did not have to honor its contract with me, and of course banks are notorious for having deaf ears when you come to them looking for more time.

Fuckers.

3/2/09 10:21 pm - /home/sparkssc/house



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10/26/08 08:46 am - "Hit a Jew Day"


Seriously?!?
District officials believe a handful of children were directly involved. Those who actually struck classmates could face suspension and required counseling, Tandy said. Others who weren't directly involved but taunted Jewish students or egged on classmates could face lesser penalties.
I know kids get into fights now and then, but this seems like battery for the "bad kids" and assault for the "good kids". Now the Jewish kids have to finger their classmates, and there'll be a lingering schism.

Who's the kid that came up with this crap?
Who raised that kid?
I'd bet that the parents are stupefied that anything they said growing up has had this impact. (Or else it's "Goddamnit, Mo, I always told you those kike jokes of yours were going to get l'il Mo in trouble.")

Will Mo get a phone call from John McCain?



10/19/08 09:02 am - Deep Thought

Newt Gingrich is a colossal ass.

10/17/08 10:41 am - Joe The Plumber

... isn't a plumber.
... isn't looking at buying a business that would net him 250k a year in profit. rather, one that does 250k a year in business.
... doesn't like paying taxes AT ALL (seems he's in arrears to Ohio for around 1200.)
... might be related to Charles Keating (McCain's personal albatross-around-the-neck.)
... would do better under the Obama plan.

Obama / Biden 08

10/3/08 11:12 am - Alaska Over USA

9/25/08 11:24 am - Bob Barr says SAY NO TO THE WAR ON DRUGS

In HuffPo:

But treating what is, at base, a moral, spiritual, and health problem as a matter of federal criminal law has solved nothing. The next president must put politics aside and take a long, hard look at the failure of the federal war on drugs. We must reestablish the primacy of individual choice and state's rights in deciding these issues. This always has been the greatest strength of America, and should be again.


Bob, I dig a lot of your positions, but ... Obama 08

9/23/08 12:47 pm - Spam!

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Subject: BEGGING YOUR KIND ATTENTION

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Yours Faithfully Minister of Treasury Paulson

9/18/08 08:22 am - Re: the bailout

from Atrios:

The real issue is that you need a sensible regulatory framework to prevent financial crises from happening in the first place and criteria and practices for dealing with them when they do, along with a sensible and consistent broad social safety net for individuals and families for when crises happen to them.

It might have been the right thing to run down to the river with buckets to collect water to throw on the burning building, but it would have been much better to have better fire codes and a functioning fire department.

9/12/08 05:01 pm

9/5/08 09:38 pm - Ode to the Republican Ticket

I wrote this in the Newark Airport today.



My son Track, he's headed to Iraq.
Hope he makes it through, hope he makes it back.
Hope next time I see him, he's not in a sack.
McCain, Palin, '08.

My girl Bristol, she's quite a pistol.
Got herself a baby bump from little Levi's thistle.
Not quite flesh or bone but something more like gristle.
McCain, Palin, '08.

Old man John, his mind is mostly gone.
Left it in the Hanoi hut back in Vietnam.
With Keating, he just barely missed being an ex-con.
McCain, Palin, '08.

Ole girl Sarah, she's a standard bearah.
She says she likes to keep her life, on the straight and narrah.
She says it gives her all the chops to fight the war on Terra.
McCain, Palin, '08.

8/3/08 03:00 pm - My first music video

I wrote this music, then chopped up some video to go with it. Enjoy.

7/29/08 10:51 am - Tennessee Shooter

Apparently this fella went on his rampage because he was angry at gays and liberals. Oddly enough, an investigation showed that his reading list was filled with Michael Savage, Sean Hannity and Bill O'Reilly.

I'm not surprised. Those guys are allowed into the "mainstream", but they are pure purveyors of hate speech. In a sane world, they would not be allowed near a microphone or a typewriter.

7/24/08 07:23 pm - Moving right along....

My buddy [info]thepeopleseason posted this up, and I figured I'd take a shot at it.

Esquire's 75 things a man should do before he dies, crossed out for what I've accomplished so far:

  1. Play rugby
  2. Repair an appliance.
  3. Fly the red-eye from Vegas.
  4. Fly a Cessna.
  5. Make a list of seventy-five things you want to do before you die. It's hard.
  6. Fast for three days. Drink water.
  7. Drive the Great Ocean Road in southern Australia. Or the Pacific Coast Highway.
  8. Make a perfect omelet.
  9. Drive by yourself from coast to coast.
  10. Recognize the accomplishments of others.
  11. Do a flip off a diving board. Nail it.
  12. Leave yourself a letter in a library book. Look for it twenty years later.
  13. Watch a bad movie so often that when you see it by accident you can recite lines verbatim just before they are spoken.
  14. Toboggan, aggressively.
  15. Scuba dive.
  16. Drink mescal in Mexico.
  17. Cultivate a reputation.
  18. Learn three to four chords on the guitar, until you can play one song.
  19. Live in a hotel suite for a week.
  20. Milk a cow. Drink that.
  21. Build a fence.
  22. Carry a totem in your pocket.
  23. Help someone dig out.
  24. Pick an animal. Something cool like a wolverine. Go see it in the wild.
  25. Shoplift.
  26. Throw a real party.
  27. Live outside the homeland.
  28. Start something that scares you.
  29. Choose a word or a phrase and actively work to never use it again.
  30. Eat mussels in Bruges.
  31. Break a sheet of plate glass with a ball-peen hammer.
  32. Cook the same thing (over and over) until you are known for it.
  33. Overspend.
  34. Have a threesome.
  35. Quit something you love.
  36. Take care of someone else's three-year-old for a day.
  37. Get very good at a sport that isn't a sport.
  38. Listen to war stories.
  39. Tell war stories.
  40. Write someone else's life story without mentioning yourself.
  41. Sing in public.
  42. Sell everything you don't need. Once.
  43. Play golf at Carnoustie.
  44. Play chess until you beat someone you shouldn't, then quit forever.
  45. Give up your seat.
  46. Kill, dress, cook, and eat wild game.
  47. Attend the funeral of someone you didn't know that well.
  48. Take a vow. Keep it.
  49. Eat a six-course meal that you prepared.
  50. Live at a high altitude.
  51. Spend some time working for tips.
  52. Overeat for a week.
  53. Make a movie, even a short one.
  54. Give a panhandler all of your money.
  55. Make beer, wine, or moonshine.
  56. Read Lolita.
  57. Have sex in a body of water.
  58. Ride a horse.
  59. Eat congee. Eat haggis. Eat tongue. Eat kidneys. Eat brain. Eat testicles.
  60. Walk twenty miles. Bring water.
  61. Go to the desert. Take long-lasting drugs. Drink water.
  62. Watch television for twenty-four hours uninterrupted.
  63. Save something from the dump.
  64. Climb something you are afraid of.
  65. Get a manicure.
  66. Eat a two-course meal that you grew.
  67. Get a deep-tissue massage.
  68. Sleep outside for a week.
  69. Put a hundred bucks on a long shot. To win.
  70. Go to Paris. Tell no one where you are. Stay there for two weeks.
  71. Raise a dog.
  72. Peg the speedometer.
  73. Bungee jump.
[info]thepeopleseason  

7/23/08 10:40 am - More Makings

I made my first batch of cheese yesterday from these instructions. It tastes decent so far; it'll be interesting to see how it turns out.

I also made pickles last week; I wrote a column at the People's Regime on how to do it. They came out pretty good, perhaps a shade on the salty side.

7/21/08 07:40 am - Obama and the Germans

Reading this article, I see:

The choice of site was made after Chancellor Angela Merkel made it known to Obama's team that she did not approve of him campaigning at the Brandenburg Gate, both the symbol of the Cold War that divided the two Germanys and later, in 1989, the symbol of German reunification. Other conservative politicians said Obama had no business choosing a site before he was even elected president and using it for election purposes.

...

But Andreas Schockenhoff, deputy leader of the conservative bloc in Parliament, said Sunday that the choice of the Victory Column, also known as the Golden Angel, was an "unhappy symbol" since it represented so much of Germany's militaristic past.


First, Conservatives are the biggest fucking whiners out there. I swear these guys can't go anywhere without a portable fainting couch.

Second, Germany has an unhealthy obsession with its militaristic past. Not in wishing for a resurgence of military might, but rather, this desire to continue to self-flagellate and wail about how terrible your grandparents were and how your life is defined by guilt for their behavior. The problem is, you can't SPIT in Berlin without hitting some sort of symbol of Germany's (or Russia's) militaristic past.

I gotta wonder about that last sentence in the first paragraph I copied. Obama has no business choosing a site before being elected, and then using it for his election? Huh? Sounds to me like a repeat of Jesse Owens 1936.

6/15/08 08:35 pm - Been away...

.. for a month-long honeymoon in Europe. Sorry about the complete lack of posts.

5/2/08 11:02 pm - The Phoenix

rose from the ashes of its former self.

Hodge's is back. Same recipes. Same banana pudding.


So yummy.

4/18/08 07:30 am - Disappointment is...

... drinking hotel room coffee after 2 months of my own roast.

4/10/08 08:39 am - Crash

Tuesday morning my laptop crashed hard. Wouldn't boot up. Absolutely blotto.

I took it directly to the Apple store and let one of their people work it for a while, and chatted with them about the process. It was fun, I remember when I used to do maintenance for desktops, and it's basically Unix. We got to where we determined it was a disk corruption. We could run a program for 12-48 hours that would resurrect it from death and patch it up... or I could see if this Time Capsule is worth its salt.

Well, after working my way through the levels of invasiveness, I gave up and went for the hard fix: Reformat, reinstall, and restore files. I set that process in motion and went away. When I came back, my machine was completely restored and functioning perfectly.

Holy crap! First time THAT'S ever worked.
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